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The Gnome speaketh:
Jason's answer:
I'm hungry tonite. Hmmmmmmm, I think I'm in the mood for some linguini. Maybe a little bourbon on the side, for the ladies, you know? What? What about your question? HOW RUDE! Don't you think my appetite is more important than your petty little question? Geeses! Now I have to start all over and figure out what I'll have!
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Jason's agent says:
Jason is being adversely affected by El Nino. Plus, the bookstore was out of, "The Adventures of Jahotta Galogga and Johnny Joe Jim: The Search For El Cheddarado." He will be back to normal once he's read about nine more books, so, like, in half an hour.
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If you want an actual answer, (NOTE: PLEASE SEND SOME IN!!!!) complete the following instructions.
E-mail John at Jdog9604@hotmail.com or Josh at Snowboarder72486@aol.com with Dear Gnome, as the subject and we will have Jason ponder your question. Or you can ask the question in the guestbook.
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