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Jason Murphy was just a gnome, an expert on books about talking mice searching for El Cheddarado, the lost city of cheese. Now Jason has been blessed with divine wisdom. He still eats a lot, but now he can answer school questions, book stuff, relationship trouble, anything! So ask away! He hasn't been wrong yet!

A Recent Jason Answer:
Question:
Exactly how many twinkies can the average person fit in their mouth?-Jake Johnson

Answer:
This question is stupid. I shouldn't even waste good Lord of the Rings reading time on it but I will. I myself can fit 72 in my mouth, but I don't think that counts, I mean I am a gnome. John on the other hand, can fit in 18, but since he chugged two pounds and fourteen ounces of ketchup straight, he is obviously not average. Therefore, clearly, the answer is six. Duh! Even though one is all you need, baby, one is all you need.

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